WELL I WAS SITTIN AT HOME , ALL ALONE
WATCHIN JERRY SPRINGER ON T.V.
WHEN , IN WALKED MY WIFE , SAID SHE HATED OUR LIFE
SO SHE WAS GONNA LEAVE
SAID SHE COULD DO BETTER , SHE,D FIND HER A FELLER
WHO,D TREAT HER LIKE A QUEEN
AND AS SHE BITCHED AND NAGGED AND PACKED HER BAGS
SHE ASKED WHAT I HAD TO SAY ?

I SAID NOW HONEY YOU KNOW I LOVE YA
MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD
I,D PUT NO ONE ABOVE YA
CAUSE YOUR MY FAVORITE GIRL
I,D WORK DAY AND NIGHT SIX DAYS A WEEK
COME RAIN OR SHINE
AND IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS
I,D GIVE YOU EVERY DIME

BUT IF I,M NOT THE KIND A MAN YOU WANT
AND YOUR LOVE WASN,T MEANT TO LAST
WELL DO AS YOU PLEASE BUT AS YOU LEAVE
DON,T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN THE ASS
AS YOU LEAVE