BEAR HUNTIN


ME AND MY BUDDY DALE
DROVE UP TO THE BOX Y RANCH
DOWN THE DRIVE TO DAVE SPURLOCKS CABIN

DAVE WALKED OUT WITH A GUN IN HIS HAND
ASKED US WHAT WE WANTED ? WE SAID NOTHIN
JUST COME TO SEE  IF YOU WANTED TO GO BEAR HUNTIN?

HE SAID THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF FUN
SO WE LOADED UP THE TRUCK WITH THE AMMO AND GUNS
DAVE SAID HE'D BE OUT IN A MINUTE OR SO

ME AND DALE JUST SAT THERE ON THE TAILGATE
AND FIGURED SINCE WE HAD TO WAIT
WE'D DRINK A BEER AND LISTEN TO THE RADIO

JUST AS WE FINISHED OUR THIRD ROUND
WE HEARD THE DOOR SLAM AND WE TURNED AROUND
AND HERE COME DAVE......COMPLETELY NUDE

DAVES BEAR HUNTIN
HE'S WEARIN NOTHIN    
BOY AIN'T THAT SOMETHIN ?
DAVES BARE HUNTIN

I LOOKED AT DALE AND DALE LOOKED AT ME
WE WAS THINKIN WHERE WE RATHER BE
WHEN DAVE JUMPED IN THE TRUCK AND SAID LETS GO DUDES

WE DIDN'T KNOW IF DAVE HAD LOST HIS MIND
BUT WE WAS TIRED OF KILLIN ONLY TIME
SO OFF WE WENT ...TO THE HAPPY HUNTIN GROUNDS

DAVES BEAR HUNTIN
HE'S WEARIN NOTHIN
BOY AIN'T THAT SOMETHIN
DAVES BARE HUNTIN

THERES NOT A BEAR AROUND FOR MILES
JUST DAVE WEARIN NOTHIN BUT A SILLY SMILE
HEY DAVE IS THAT A GUN IN YOUR HANDS
OR YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE US

BOY I BET HIS ASS IS FREEZIN !