I WAS BORN IN A NICE NEIGHBORHOOD
DID ALL THE THINGS A NICE KID SHOULD
NEVER GOT IN TROUBLE , NEVER GOT LOAD
ALWAYS MADE MY MOM AND DAD REAL PROUD

I MARRIED THE GIRL THAT LIVED NEXT DOOR
HER DAD GAVE ME A JOB IN HIS DEPARTMENT STORE
I WATCHED MY WALLET GROW FATTER AND FATTER
AS I CLIMBED THAT ECONOMICAL SOCIAL LADDER

I WORK EVERYDAY FROM NINE TO FIVE
MY WIFE ONLY COMPLAINS I'M A LITTLE TOO SHY
BUT I GOT A SECRET THAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW
CAUSE THERES THIS LITTLE OLE PLACE I JUST LOVE TO GO

SO ANYTIME SHE'S NOT AROUND
I SLIP OVER TO THE SEEDY SIDE OF TOWN
AS LONG AS SHE THINKS OUR LOVE IS SPECIAL
SHE'LL NEVER SUSPECT I,'M A CLOSET.........................REDNECK !!!!!!!!

WELL MY NAME IS EARL AND I LOVE GURLS IN TIGHT FITTIN JEANS
ON SATURDAY NIGHT I LOVE TO FIGHT  , CAUSE I'M BIG BAD AND MEAN
I WEAR SNAKE SKIN BOOTS, I HOLLAR AND HOOT, I GOT A BIG OLE BELT BUCKLE
A COWBOY HAT AND A BIG GUN RACK AND SCAR'S ON MY KNUCKLES

I GOTTA FOUR BY FOUR WITH MY NAME ON THE DOOR
AND IT SOUNDS JUST LIKE THUNDER
A BUMPER STICKER ON THE BACK
SAYS SMILE AS YOU GO UNDER
YEAH I'M A REDNECK !!!!!!!!

I HATE QUEERS BUT I LOVE BEER AND I LOVE TO GET SHITTY
I LIKE LEATHER AND LACE WITH A PRETTY FACE AND TWO BIG OLE TITTIES
I LIKE BARS AND I LIKE CARS AND YA BETTER NOT TOUCH MY TRUCK
WELL I MUST BE GODS GIFT TO WOMEN CAUSE I WAS BORN TO F_ _ K !!!
YEAH I'M A REDNECK !!!!!!!!
CLOSET REDNECK