WELL I WAS STANDIN IN LINE AT THE PEARLY GATE
THE LINE WAS LONG AND I HAD TO WAIT
SO I POPPED A TOP ON A BEER
AND ASKED THE FELLOW IN FRONT OF ME HOW HE GOT HERE
HE SAID , WELL MY NAME IS DORSEY AND I LOVE TO RACE
AND JUST THIS MORNIN I WAS IN FIRST PLACE
BUT I LOST IT ALL  IN TURN NUMBER TWO
BUT AT LEASE I DIED DOIN WHAT I LOVE TO DO

NOW THAT LINE WAS STILL STANDIN STILL
SO I GRABBED ANOTHER BEER SINCE I HAD TIME TO KILL
WHEN AN OLE COWBOY WALKED UP LOOKIN LIKE HE WAS LOST
TIPPED HIS HAT AND SAID , HOWDY I'M LANE FROST
I SAID , LANE YOU LOOK A LIL ROUGH
I THOUGHT COWBOYS WERE SUPPOSE TO BE TOUGH
HE SAID , I AM , BUT THAT BULL WAS WILD N BLUE
BUT LEASE I DIED DOIN WHAT I LOVE TO DO

FINALLY THAT LINE BEGAN TO MOVE
AND I SURE WAS GLAD CAUSE I WAS OUTTA BEER
BUT THEN MY TWO NEW  FRIENDS ASKED ,
LARRY HOW'D YOU GET HERE ?
I SAID , WELL BOUT A HOUR AGO
I WAS IN BED WITH A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE
WHEN HER HUSBAND WALKED IN
AND PULLED OUT A GUN
NOW CALL ME A HERO OR CALL ME A FOOL
BUT LEASE I DIED DOIN WHAT I LOVE TO DO !
DOIN' WHAT I LOVE TO DO