I WAS PULLIN MY RIG DOWN THE INTERSTATE
HAULIN MY WEEKLY LOAD
WHEN I SAW HIM STANDIN THERE IN THE GRASS
OFF THE SHOULDER OF THE ROAD
HE HAD A LOOK IN HIS EYES THAT WAS AIMLESS
A CARDBOARD SIGN SAID I,M FAMOUS
HE HAD A GUITAR ON HIS BACK AND HIS HAIR DYED BLACK
AND HE JUMPED INTO MY RIG WITH A BIG OLE GRIN
AND HE SAID "THANK YOU VERY MUCH , I,M ELVIS "
WELL I COULDN,T BELIEVE WHAT I WAS HEARIN
AS MY EYES BUGGED OUTTA MY HEAD
I SAID EXCUSE ME THERE ELVIS
BUT SOMEWHERE I READ YOU WAS DEAD
HE SAID THATS NOTHIN NEW , BUT EVEN IF IT,S TRUE
I,M FEELIN SO MUCH BETTER
AND WE WERE TRUCKIN DOWN THAT ROAD , HAULIN THAT LOAD
LISTEN TO THE GOLD , ON THE RADIO
AS WE PULLED INTO JACKPOT NEVADA
WE FOUND THIS JOINT WITH SOME NEON LIGHTS
WE WERE LOOKIN FOR MUSIC AND LONELY WOMEN
WE WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR AND ACROSS THE FLOOR
AND ELVIS JUST STOOD THERE GRINNIN
YEAH , THEY HAD A FLOOR SHOW , STARRIN DON HO
AND HE WAS SINGIN TINNY BUBBLES
AND THE PLACE WENT INTO A RAGE AS ELVIS TOOK THE STAGE
AND HE SANG , HEARTBREAK HOTEL JAILHOUSE ROCK AND I,M ALL
SHOOK UP
ELVIS WAS A HUNK O HUNK OF BURNIN LOVE
AND HE WAS SETTIN THE PLACE ON FIRE
THEN HE SHOOK HIS HIPS AND SAID GO CAT GO
AND WE ROCKED TILL THE MIDNIGHT HOUR
THEN HE SANG A SONG OF PRAISE TO THE LORD
TOOK A BOW AND SAID THANK YOU VERY MUCH
THEN HE GAVE THE SHOW BACK TO DON HO
AND ELVIS SAID LETS ROLL
AND DON HO SAID :ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING !!!
ELVIS IS GONE !!!
ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING