I'M GONNA BUILD A BARSTOOL
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I'M GONNA BUILD A BARSTOOL
I'M GONNA CLIMB TO THE TOP
SO ALL MY FRIENDS CAN SEE
WHAT A
PATHETIC REJECTED RAMBLIN GAMBLIN
CLUELESS USELESS CHEATED MISTREATED
DISCUSSED MISTRUSTED WRANGLED TANGLED
JEALOUS REBELLIOUS DY'IN CRY'N
FOOL YOU MADE OUT OF ME
I USE TO HANG ON YOUR EVERY WORD
I BELIEVED EACH AND EVERY LIE
AND I GREW MORE DEVOTED TO YOU
WITH EVERY TEAR DROP THAT YOU CRIED
I CHANGED THE WAY I DRESSED JUST LIKE YOU TOLD ME TO
AND I LEARNED NOT TO SPEAK OUT OF TURN
AND ALL THOSE NAKED PICTURES OF MY LAST GIRLFRIEND
I LET YOU BURN
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DO YOU REMEMBER HOW FUN YOU WERE
BEFORE YOU GOT TO DRUNK TO DANCE
AND ALL THE HEADS YOU TURNED
BEFORE YOU GOT TO BIG FOR YOUR PANTS
AND THOSE EUROPEAN VACATIONS
BOY , THEY SURE WERE NICE
BUT THE ANGEL ON MY SHOULDER
IS TELLIN ME SOMETHIN AIN'T QUITE RIGHT
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