WELL I MET HER AT THE WAL-MART SUPERCENTER
SHE WAS WALKIN OUT AS I WAS WALKIN IN
I SAID EXCUSE ME , I THINK THERES SOMETHIN YOU'VE FORGOTTEN
SHE SAID  , ARE YA SURE ?     I SAID YES MA'M !

SHE SAID , I THINK THAT YOU MIGHT BE MISTAKEN
I'M SURE I GOT EVERYTHING ON MY LIST
BUT LET ME STOP AND THINK IT OVER ..
WHAT COULD IT BE ? THAT I MISSED ?

NOW I'VE BEEN WORKIN AT THE WAL-MART SUPERCENTER
FOR OVER A YEAR OR MORE
AND I'VE SEEN YOU SHOPPIN HERE EVERY FRIDAY
AND A PRETTY GAL LIKE YOU IS HARD TO EGNORE !!!

NOW YOU GO AHEAD AND THINK IT OVER
BUT I'M RUNNIN A LITTLE LATE
BUT IF YOU CAN FIND THE TIME TO MEET ME IN ISLE ELEVEN
I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU OUT  , ON A DATE

SHE SAID , I MUST ADMIT I SURELY I'M FLATTERED
AND I'VE NEVER BEEN APPROACHED LIKE THIS BEFORE
BUT I THINK YOU NEED TO FILE FOR UNEMPLOYMENT
CAUSE MY HUSBAND IS THE MANAGER OF THE STORE !!!

NOW I GOT FIRED FROM THE WAL-MART SUPERCENTER
EVEN THOUGH I WAS EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
THEY TOOK MY BADGE AND PARKIN SPACE
WELL HELL , I GUESS THATS JUST MY DUMB LUCK
JUST MY DUMB LUCK