WELCOME TO THE ROADKILL BAR AND CAFE
WE'RE OPEN FOR LUNCH AND DINNER EVERY DAY
WE'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE TO YOU
THE FINE SELECTIONS FROM OUR ROADKILL MENU

TODAYS SPECIAL FOR A DOLLAR 95
IS POODLES WITH NOODLES
AND SOME GERMAN SHEPARD PIE
SERVED WITH A PLATE OF CHILLED FLAT CAT
WE ALSO GOT SQUIRREL STEW
WITH A RATTLER ON A RITZ
AND CHEESE FAWN DU WITH MOOSE ARELLA STICKS
AND WOULD YA'LL LIKE FLIES WITH THAT

NOW IF YOUR IN THE MOOD
FOR SOMETHIN' REALLY GOOD
WE GOT A RACK OF RACOON FRESH OFF THE HOOD
MADE WITH OUR OWN SECRET RECIPE
DON'T FORGET TO SAY A PRAYER
BEFORE YA'LL START CHEWIN'
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT ? THAT CRITTER STILL MOVIN !
BY THE WAY , KIDS UNDER 12 EAT FOR FREE

CHORUS.....
15 MILES SOUTH OF BIG TIMBER
JUST ABOVE THE BOULDER RIVER
SITS A LITTLE JOINT ON HIGHWAY 298
THEY'LL GLADLY SERVE YOU LUNCH OR DINNER
FRESH FROM YOUR GRILL TO THEIR GRILL
AT THE ROADKILL BAR AND CAFE

THE HUNGRYMANS SPECIAL
IS POSSUM ON THE HALF SHELL
WITH A HUNK OF SKUNK AND A BEER BATTERED STEER
RUN DOWN AT SUNDOWN JUST ABOUT A HALF MILE FROM HERE
HE WAS HALF ON THE ROAD AND HALF ON THE GRASS
SO WE KNOCKED HIS HORNS OFF AND WIPED HIS ASS
TWO DAYS HE LAID IN THE SUN BEFORE HE WAS DONE
HOPE YA LIKE IT MEDIUM RARE ?

IF YOUR NOT TO HUNGRY OR JUST ON A DIET
MAY I SUGGEST THE OVEN BAKED SNAKE
YOU REALLY GOT TO TRY IT !
IT'S NOT TO FILLIN AND TASTE JUST LIKE CHICKEN !
YOU CAN HAVE IT ALA CARTE , YOU CAN HAVE IT ALA MODE
WE PICK IT UP FRESH EVERYDAY , JUST DOWN THE ROAD
BOY IT'S FINGER LICKIN GOOD !

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