WELL MY WIFE LEFT ME  
MY DOG DIED
AND MY TRUCK DON'T RUN NO MORE
I LOST MY JOB
I,M LOOSIN MY MIND
CAUSE THERES A NOTE STUCK ON MY FRONT DOOR
IT SAYS YOU GOT ONE MORE DAY
BEFORE WE HAUL YOUR STUFF AWAY
CAUSE YOUR RENT IS WAY PAST DUE
AND OH BUY THE WAY
HAVE A NICE DAY
IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE DOIN' BUSINESS WITH YOU.....................

WELL I KNEW I'D BETTER THINK OF SOMETHIN  PRETTY QUICK
CAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE THE RENT
THATS WHEN I MADE UP MY MIND
I PICKED UP MY OLE GUITAR
AND WROTE MY MEMOIRS
THE WHOLE SAD STORY LINE FOR LINE
I WROTE A COUPLE OF VERSES
THEN A CATCHY CHORUS
THE WHOLE SONG WAS ABOUT ME
I MIXED IT AND MASTERED IT
GOT IT COPYWRITTEN
AND RECORDED IT ALL ON C.D........................

THEN I SAID A PRAYER
AND PUT IT IN THE C.D. PLAYER
AND I HIT THE REWIND
IT BEGAN TO PLAY BACKWARDS
NOW THEM BASTARDS
ARE GONNA GIVE ME BACK WHAT WAS MINE
I GOT MY WIFE BACK , MY DOG BACK
MY JOB BACK , MY TRAILER BACK
GOT MY TRUCK OUT OF IMPOUND
NOW MY LIFE IS FINE
IT'S ALL SUNSHINE
EVER SINCE I TURNED MY LUCK AROUND
............SO IF YOUR IN MY SHOES
HERES SOME NEWS YOU CAN USE
CAUSE THERES A SILVER LININ IN EVERY CLOUD
JUST HIT THE REWIND
AND EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE
JUST TAKE A COUNTRY SONG AND TURN IT AROUND
TAKE A COUNTRY SONG AND TURN IT AROUND